|LEGAL MUMBO-JUMBO: You see this sort of notice all over the Web, so heck, we'll use it too. And it all applies -- no kidding! Websites have to use this type of notice to keep themselves from being sued by unscrululous, money-hungry lawyers who'll file a frivolous lawsuit at the drop of a hat because they don't realize we have no money at all. The legal particulars are spelled out below in the usual impenetrable legalese, but basically what it all boils down to is, first of all, you can look, but don't copy or download anything from this website or you might face serious legal consequences if you get caught. And second, the website owner (in this case, us) has all the rights and you've got none, so don't blame us if anything goes wrong. Cool, huh?|
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Fine Print: All that capitalized stuff above is supposed to be extra-really important, so it's capitalized to make it harder to miss. Which is ironic, since all-caps is much harder to read than mixed text. I'll bet you skipped over all that capitalized stuff above, didn't you, but you're reading this teensy-weensy bit, aren't you? Well... keep reading!
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